http://www.tard-blog.com/ One typically has to seek out the entertainment of flailing and falling retards. Sadly, personal interaction usually involves drool and vomit. Tard-Blog brings the rib-splitting pleasure of the mentally damaged straight to you with less mess. Sit back and enjoy. en 2005-07-10T18:44:02-06:00 http://www.tard-blog.com/archives/entries/ndpn/77_tard_gets_sassy.phtml This morning, as all the kids were unpacking their things, I notice the old new kid was just sitting there, doing nothing. I said to him, "You need to unpack your backpack." His response to me- "You need to unpack... Riti Sped 2005-07-10T18:44:02-06:00 http://www.tard-blog.com/archives/entries/ndpn/76_tards_not_ready_for_upper_level_sports.phtml Due to an assembly, the recess times had to be adjusted. Because of this, my class had to go out to recess with the upper grades. My tards were not ready for this. They were getting beat badly in wall-ball... Riti Sped 2005-07-10T18:43:22-06:00 http://www.tard-blog.com/archives/entries/ndpn/75_augusta_and_his_blingbling.phtml Augusta comes to school with this huge, cheap, gawdy looking watch on. He was so proud of it, and would position his body in ways that best displayed the watch. He made a comment to a couple of kids in... Riti Sped 2005-07-10T18:42:47-06:00 http://www.tard-blog.com/archives/entries/ndpn/74_tards_learn_about_different_races.phtml Ivan and the old new kid are both at the sink, washing their hands before they eat snack. Ivan is half Caucasian and half African-American. Evan's skin is, indeed, brown. The old new kid keeps telling Ivan to keep washing... Riti Sped 2005-07-10T18:42:17-06:00 http://www.tard-blog.com/archives/entries/ndpn/73_tard_has_problems_with_change.phtml I assign classroom jobs to my kids. The jobs include titles such as: line leader, messengers, librarians, door holders, etc. I change these jobs every Monday. Last week, the old new kid and another student were the messengers. This means... Riti Sped 2005-07-10T18:41:47-06:00 http://www.tard-blog.com/archives/entries/ndpn/72_moms_math_sucks.phtml I have been having many problems getting the old new kid to complete and turn in his homework. Keep in mind that the only reason he gets homework is because he is too busy dinking around in class to get... Riti Sped 2005-07-10T18:41:16-06:00 http://www.tard-blog.com/archives/entries/ndpn/71_student_mismanages_money.phtml I am in a fifth grade classroom, observing one of my students while she participates in classroom activities. Lunchtime rolls around, and she begs me to stay and eat lunch with her, so I do. About halfway into lunch, she... Riti Sped 2005-07-10T18:40:44-06:00 http://www.tard-blog.com/archives/entries/ndpn/70_another_day_in_a_tard_class.phtml I was facilitating my reading group this morning at 10:00. All of a sudden, and pair of shoes come flying across the room from the far left corner. One shoe hits the overhead projector and lands on the lens. The... Riti Sped 2005-07-10T18:40:03-06:00 http://www.tard-blog.com/archives/entries/ndpn/69_brian_likes_movies.phtml Brian's parents are my age and they watch movies and let him watch too. This is all he fucking talks about--movies. Of course I think it is funny, but it has spiraled out of control to the point that I... Riti Sped 2005-07-10T18:38:37-06:00 http://www.tard-blog.com/archives/entries/ndpn/68_st_paddys_day.phtml The new kid came in today wearing a fucking black top hat and had a black plastic cauldron full of gold foiled chocolate coins. The cauldron hung from the front of his walker. He actually came to school as a... Riti Sped 2005-07-10T18:37:12-06:00